Obviously, I’m talking about the housewife hooker who went missing:
The first husband of missing mom Paige Birgfeld says his ex-wife visited him the night she disappeared, and that she was planning on keeping two appointments with escort-service clients before heading home, according to an exclusive interview with FOX31-TV in Denver.
Howard Beigler also said he doubted he would ever again see his former wife, who vanished three weeks ago.
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Authorities have said they suspect foul play in the disappearance of 34-year-old mother of three who led a double life as "Carrie," a popular escort with service called Models Inc.
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Birgfeld, meanwhile, appeared to be living a life of contradictions.
The Denver Post reported that in the middle of her home office was a sheet of smiley-face stickers she used to reward her three children.
Smiley faces also appear on Birgfeld’s "Naughtynightlife" Web site, where she advertised her services as "Carrie," the Post reported.
The newspaper said men would use smiley or frowning faces to rate the services of the women who advertise at the Web site. "Carrie," the newspaper said, had recently earned three smiley faces — including one posted three days before she vanished — for "extra" services.
New bloggers: Insert your own joke about things other than smiles on faces here.
Birgfeld comes from a prominent family. Her father, Frank Birgfeld, is the retired director of the National Association of Securities Dealers.
She lived in a million-dollar home, attended local Mom’s Club meetings and hosted cookware parties.
Investigators are narrowing down a handful of "persons of interest" who were clients of Birgfeld’s escort business, a list gathered from cell-phone records.
Let’s hope Senator Vitter’s name isn’t on this list. (On that subject, am I the only one who interpreted his press conference denying he played any "home games"—this allegation—as "N’awlins hos just aren’t good enough for me"?)
Law & Order, by the way, tackled the "housewife hooker" topic back in 1997. If they "rip" this again from the headlines, I hope they do better than to cast Felicity Huffman, who may be desperate, but just isn’t hooker-y enough for my tastes.
